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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 00:29
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So they tried
Then came..
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
They put up a sign reading
Nuts and Butts
Can you share any "backstage pass" experiences you have had at concerts?
Next, they tried...
Minds and Behinds
share office space ...
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Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good.
Is the Chinese economy currently collapsing? If not, what could potentially cause it to collapse?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No way
Loons and Moons
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Just Forget it!
What is after school detention like in your school?
Another attempt resulted in ...
No go.
Everyone loved it.
Vancouver Whitecaps lose Concacaf Champions Cup final to Cruz Azul - MLSsoccer.com
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So, the docs changed it to read
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Thumbs down again.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Freaks and Cheeks
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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